jesusfck!!! i cant do this anymore!! *flailing into the sun*
WHY IN THE NAME OF CUMBERFUCK DID THEY CUT THIS??!!??!!??!!
I know it was only this morning but I thought I’d remind you.
Is this available on brazzers?
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
Wow. This pictures, this story, is INCREDIBLE.
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
Wow. This pictures, this story, is INCREDIBLE.
When he cums in your hand, wipe it on his forehead and whisper: “Simba”
Valid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:
- She bullied you all through high school
- She punched your disabled grandmother
- She urged your troubled brother to get into drugs
- She murdered your parents
- She crashed your wedding to admit she’s been having an affair with your fiancé
Invalid reasons to hate Danneel Ackles:
- She’s married to Jensen Ackles.
(This list also works if you substitute Danneel for Genevieve, or Vicki.)
